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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>A place where fuckery and ratchetness of all  walks of life are displayed for our entertainment




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</description><title>Ratchet Mess</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ratchetmess)</generator><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>SO THE MAYOR OF MY CITY (TORONTO) IS A RATCHET CRACK HEAD…...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04122872980855f13dec06cef2fb24ce/tumblr_mmz6eo1hvn1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;SO THE MAYOR OF MY CITY (TORONTO) IS A RATCHET CRACK HEAD… TORONTO IS THE 5TH LARGEST CITY IN NORTH AMERICA SMH&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ORIGINAL STORY: &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/for-sale-a-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-smoking-cra-507736569" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/for-sale-a-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-smoking-cra-507736569" target="_blank"&gt;http://gawker.com/for-sale-a-video-of-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-smoking-cra-507736569&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LIST OF HIS RATCHET INCIDENTS: http://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/lv?key=0AhpNgYjOr8FzdGhZNVFocUhERUxzRGJBMFBtVDZHaUE&amp;toomany=true&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50702866006</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50702866006</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:44:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>mayor</category><category>robford</category><category>crackhead</category><category>lol</category><category>ghetto</category><category>hood</category><category>politics</category><category>politricks</category><category>rob</category><category>ford</category></item><item><title>how do parents think this is cute smfh</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e_05uEDE9-4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;how do parents think this is cute smfh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50701234594</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50701234594</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:21:24 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>jamaican</category><category>baby</category><category>cursing</category><category>parenting</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>I wasn’t prepared for this tonight</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UTcmhZOPnDE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wasn’t prepared for this tonight&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50700573603</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50700573603</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:12:10 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>video</category><category>lol</category><category>fat</category><category>aaliyah</category><category>song</category></item><item><title>To my awesome followers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sorry for the lack of posts!! Recovering from food poisoning I got from eating a Subway sandwich :(&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50666973792</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50666973792</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:06 -0400</pubDate><category>sick</category><category>subway</category><category>foodpoisoning</category><category>sorry</category><category>followers</category></item><item><title>unnecessary for social media</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e56a2c7e6684f6272f0bc7e04d4dfb5e/tumblr_mmvk01GoXX1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;unnecessary for social media&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50557438578</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50557438578</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:48:01 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>couple</category><category>love</category><category>sex</category><category>instagram</category></item><item><title>who wants to arrest her?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e03cbd04df7fefec321ed36de59d45c/tumblr_mmvjf9pNGM1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;who wants to arrest her?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50556749396</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50556749396</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:35:33 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>twitter</category><category>ghetto</category><category>instagram</category><category>selfies</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>is she diggin in her ass or fingering herself? or both,…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3adea35741a9e8ba85ccefd2471b04e5/tumblr_mmvirnknmc1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;is she diggin in her ass or fingering herself? or both,…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50555917964</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50555917964</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:21:23 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>wtf</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>public</category><category>transit</category><category>gross</category></item><item><title>meanwhile at the gym…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bda7955e87045def150bedb965c692fd/tumblr_mmvhtz8Fzx1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;meanwhile at the gym…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50554671705</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50554671705</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:01:11 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>wtf</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>toilet</category><category>seat</category><category>lid</category><category>lol</category><category>poster</category><category>reward</category><category>gym</category></item><item><title>I speak for the whole internet when I say this wasn’t a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5b2b1d35d20d003206cf1d4b32de089/tumblr_mmvhj0jeT41rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I speak for the whole internet when I say this wasn’t a necessary share&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50554249503</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50554249503</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:54:36 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>wtf</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>toilet</category><category>ghetto</category><category>hood</category><category>braids</category></item><item><title>You need to permanently post where to send submissions to! I have seen the address a few times but can't find it now, when I have a submission!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just posted it like 3 posts ago… and the ask me button you just pressed to message me, look to the right of that it says submit. press that. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the email again is realratchetmess@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50554144430</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50554144430</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:52:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>she salhould have gone to school</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9295b40d28731b49c01bf126eda786b2/tumblr_mmvh8h49QQ1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;she salhould have gone to school&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50553839924</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50553839924</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:48:17 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>lol</category><category>twitter</category><category>racist</category><category>stupid</category><category>kobe</category></item><item><title>that’s some ratchet shit… making that bail bond...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5767de8c59a89328148d09730e138452/tumblr_mmvgwuyH1B1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;that’s some ratchet shit… making that bail bond money&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50553376272</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50553376272</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:41:18 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>stripper</category><category>housearrest</category><category>bracelet</category><category>lol</category></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;M LOOKING FOR THE MOST RATCHET SHIT ON SOCIAL MEDIA! SUBMIT YOUR RATCHET FRIENDS INSTAGRAM,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I&amp;#8217;M LOOKING FOR THE MOST RATCHET SHIT ON SOCIAL MEDIA! SUBMIT YOUR RATCHET FRIENDS INSTAGRAM, FACEBOOK, AND TWITTER PHOTOS TO realratchetmess@gmail.com&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ALL SUBMISSIONS ARE ANONYMOUS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50553184461</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50553184461</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:38:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It took me a second to realize that poodle isnt just blue…...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d589112e72b7c8d071b18666d92ba2c/tumblr_mmvfqatZTD1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It took me a second to realize that poodle isnt just blue… its also half pink wtf. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50551581459</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50551581459</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:15:46 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>wtf</category><category>poodle</category><category>lol</category><category>selfies</category><category>dogs</category><category>portrait</category><category>hairdye</category><category>fail</category><category>weird</category></item><item><title>no comment…. i’m just going to leave this right here</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffc0cee8a05233e733e5dbc870ca9398/tumblr_mmvf90zM2A1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;no comment…. i’m just going to leave this right here&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50550809876</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50550809876</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>wtf</category><category>fail</category><category>female</category><category>male</category><category>moustache</category><category>hair</category><category>ghetto</category><category>goth</category><category>scene</category><category>fat</category><category>lol</category><category>ugly</category><category>pig</category></item><item><title>he did the most</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e80cf15f45719bd52db94ad14fa7d2bc/tumblr_mmvf1uLPmK1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;he did the most&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50550476720</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50550476720</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:01:06 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>mercedes</category><category>car</category><category>france</category><category>struggle</category><category>lol</category><category>ghetto</category></item><item><title>why do a ponytail though???</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74812df57be9447a0189e1d753840feb/tumblr_mmv6ln5ecM1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;why do a ponytail though???&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50535712459</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50535712459</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:58:35 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>lol</category><category>funny</category><category>hair</category><category>sstruggle</category><category>ponytail</category></item><item><title>ummm is this cute these days?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e212d066d62e7c6fd21e4594310ed0bc/tumblr_mmv5wkg06w1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ummm is this cute these days?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50534600405</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50534600405</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 19:43:00 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>lol</category><category>cute</category><category>dummy</category><category>soother</category></item><item><title>damn looks like they really strugglin with this one</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d559abfb2891fade0c2a42faf887cb17/tumblr_mmv3lxu7fB1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;damn looks like they really strugglin with this one&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50529712670</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50529712670</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:53:57 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>car</category><category>lol</category><category>tape</category><category>ghetto</category><category>hood</category><category>struggle</category></item><item><title>by why post it on instagram??</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41da7f196441079972b2ecc11bdebc58/tumblr_mmv3floJpN1rqcu9eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;by why post it on instagram??&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50529171834</link><guid>http://ratchetmess.tumblr.com/post/50529171834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:50:09 -0400</pubDate><category>ratchet</category><category>fail</category><category>funny</category><category>lol</category><category>husband</category><category>wife</category><category>zit</category><category>pimple</category><category>instagram</category><category>popping</category></item></channel></rss>
